Katana (Rated PG)

This one's an SOS post. I was speaking to a very good friend of mine who is a Venusian. This got so freakin' hilarious that I had to type this rightaway.

What you do: Paraphrase the description below by substituting all (but not limited to) references of 'phone' with the unique tool possessed by all (well almost ...!) Martians. Imagination holds the key.

I use a Sprint Phone. Since my contract with the current phone was expiring, I decided a new chic instrument. Here are the details from the website.

Product Summary

This ultra sleek phone by Sanyo features a stylish profile. It's so thin you can slip it into a tiny purse or a pocket. Capture life as you see it with it's camera. And with the built-in productivity tools you can keep in the groove while you're on the move. It is the phone you've been waiting for.
We like to call it the KATANA. Katana is the word for sword in Japanese. It is also used specifically for a type of Japanese backsword or longsword: a curved, single-edged sword.

* Built-in camera captures images, then lets you easily share them with family and friends
* Enjoy the convenience of high speed communication and connect with other devices
* Built-in capabilities gives you even more hands-free capability

What's in the box:
* KATANA™ handset
* Travel charger
* Headset adapter
* Standard Battery
* User Guide
* User Terms & Conditions

Features

The neat stuff
* Large external display lets you view information even when the phone is closed
* 500-entry phonebook puts all your contacts at your fingertips
* Numerous Productivity tools
* Customizable Picture Caller ID lets you really see who's calling
* Voice memo: send yourself reminders
* Available in 4 different colors: Mystic Black, Blue Sapphire and Cherry Blossom Pink
* Your KATANA (Polar White) is available only at RadioShack

Manufacturer Parts Warranty -- 12 month
Manufacturer Labor Warranty -- 12 month


Tech Specs

* Product Length = .6
* Product Height = 3.9
* Product Width = 2 inches
* Product Weight = 3.2 ounces
* Product Type = Flip Phone
* Enclosure Color = White
* Vibrating Alert = Yes
* Antenna = Integrated
* Talk Time = Upto 3 hrs
* Stand By Time = Over 10 hrs
* Power Device = Battery
* Size = Specialty
* Rechargable = Yes
* Call Waiting = Enabled
* 3-Way Calling = Enabled
* Phone Navigation = 5-Way Navigation Supported


How I love my Katana!! :-) ;-)